I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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