sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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