What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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