My nipple is on Facebook.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
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I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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