the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
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I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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