in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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