the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I wanna passion pit in your ass
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
you traded sex for a burrito?
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I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
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I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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