That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
