Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
