Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
