I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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