Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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