i may or may not be watching the land before time
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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