just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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