Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
