She announced her abortion via fbk
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
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