I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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