Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
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Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
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