Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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