I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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