so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
You can't just leave with hair like that
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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