His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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