so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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