I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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