She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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