the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm too high and old for this...
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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