Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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