No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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