i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
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It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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