i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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