But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Shame is for Republicans.
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