Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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