I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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