I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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