i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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