you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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