Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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