Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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