Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
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EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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