Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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