Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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