Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
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It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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