My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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