I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
The adults are the big ones right?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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