But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
And then my night got REAL pukey
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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