Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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