I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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