Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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