I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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