Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
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You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I am mentally ready for anal.
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