im drinking this country out of the recession.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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