As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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