So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
