Your tits are I can't wait for
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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