I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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