all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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