I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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